[S7E5] The Great Stink
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Paul Anka is spending the night at Christopher's. Logan visits Rory. Sherry is dating her yoga instructor and wants Gigi to visit her in France. Stars Hollow stinks again. A town meeting is called and it's revealed that it's three and a half ton of pickles from a derailed train. They vote to pay the $2.500 to have the pickles removed. Paris fills in for Rory while she's dating Logan.
Most of this episode is actually really happy. Lorelai and Rory are finally reunited and they spend a great bulk of this episode makes up for the lost time. Rory gets to meet Paul Anka and she finds herself at home again in Stars Hollow. Everything finally feels normal again and the Gilmores get to squeal about the impending Lorelai and Luke marriage!
Luke quickly becomes the voice of those in opposition, leading the townspeople in a rallying cry for Taylor to fork over the cleanup funds. Taylor woefully accepts the majority vote and promises the stink will be gone within 48 hours.
Jake: Ah, great note, Debbie. The point is we all think Mr. Bean is sexy as hell and wish we looked exactly like him.Officer Debbie Fogle: You're closer than you think.Jake: Hm
Jake: Debbie, I'm not like Rosa. Here, check my phone. I haven't been texting the Nine-Nine. I have nothing to hide.Officer Debbie Fogle: I don't know, there are a lot of sweet messages between you and Amy. I thought you said she stinks like [bleep].Jake: She does.Officer Debbie Fogle: Prove it. Describe her stink to me. Don't think about it, just say it.Jake: Bad mayo, three-day-old macaroni salad.
Jake: Well, anyways, I was just gonna say that, you know, once we're done with this big score, we need a place to hide out. Somewhere where the cops could never find us.Officer Debbie Fogle: Ooh, like Epcot.Jake: Uhh, yes, Epcot is great. That's exactly what I was thinking.Officer Debbie Fogle: We can kiss in front of the Eiffel Tower, on the canals of Venice, oh, in the Canada pavilion.Jake: Yes, but why wait till the Canada Pavilion when we can start right now
Rosa: Debbie. Trunk. Now.Jake: Sorry, it's a little tight in there.Officer Debbie Fogle: Oh, I'm not picky. I don't need light or oxygen. I'm kind of like a low-maintenance plant. Ooh, like a succulent.Jake: That's great, Debbie. But the trunk is closing on its own, it's definitely not me slamming it.
10. WHY ON EARTH IS THERE NO PARKING!! Why the actual hell did we decide a parking garage would be a good idea I mean, yeah the concept is great - but limiting the type of parking passes who are allowed to park in the garage is ridiculous. Maybe MSU should consider what other Universities do, and not allow freshman to bring their cars. Yeah it would piss a lot of people off, but it would certainly fix our parking problem.
2. She's great at banishing people, but she can also be forgiving. We wouldn't have to worry about any less than upstanding citizens wreaking havoc in the city because Blair would just banish them. Remember when Georgina was being a lunatic and Blair just sent her away. Also, when Jenny committed her unspeakable act Blair made her leave, but later allowed her to come back. She shows compassion.
As much as I think Blair would be the perfect governor for New York, I also understand that she is a little crazy. So while she might not be a great fit, it's fun to think about how cool it would be for New York to have such a fabulous governor. Also, good luck to Cynthia Nixon!
Squidward tries other methods of apologizing to SpongeBob, including sending him an apology note in a bottle but shoving the cork all the way in the bottle and apologizing to SpongeBob far away via two cans attached to a string, but these are foiled by SpongeBob not having a bottle opener and Patrick using the string as floss, respectively. Eventually, he is able to apologize by putting a bubble over his head, so that SpongeBob does not actually hear his apology. Squidward walks away, saying that his conscience is clear, but is confronted by memories of what he did. After he imagines his mother telling him he stinks, he runs back and genuinely apologizes to SpongeBob, even admitting he likes him, his friends, and everyone else in Bikini Bottom, but tells SpongeBob not to tell anyone. SpongeBob promises not to tell and forgives him, but then fully opens his front door, revealing that everyone else is inside behind him, and witnessed Squidward's apology. They all say \"April Fools!\" to Squidward, who is flabbergasted by this. Squidward states that he was fooling them as well before running away to his house, while laughing maniacally, causing SpongeBob to ask, \"What would we do without Squidward,\" ending the episode. 59ce067264